I thought this wonderful little wordplay from the Lua mailing list deserved some more visiblity:

Person A: IMO python is by far the better language for "first programming language" than Lua.
Person B: If you're going to make an audacious assertion, please back it up with justification :)
Person C: Justification changes the syntax.

Unfortunately, you need to have a fair bit of knowledge on computer programming languages to appreciate it.